nuttyrabbit:

w3rewolf-th3rewolf:

theunbrilliant:

‘childhood is when you idolize Batman adulthood is when you realize that the Joker makes more sense’ - this is the most Reddit thing I’ve read all day.

#I thought adulthood was feeling bad for all the stupid bullshit commissioner gordon had to put up with  (geologicadept)

Childhood is idolizing Batman, adolescence is thinking the Joker is right, adulthood is realizing that Gordon absolutely doesn’t get paid enough for this shit

pipcomix:

vampireapologist:

pipcomix:

I love to be a homeowner. I’m responsible for so many extremely stupid things now

#CALL YOUR LANDLORD FUCK ITS ME. IM THE LANDLORD

i was the exact opposite bc I grew up in an old old house that always needed work and when I moved into my first apartment the landlord told me the bathroom still needed caulked and I didnt understand that meant she was sending someone to DO that so I caulked the entire bathroom and when the guy got there he went “did you……..Do This” and I was like “yes, and why, and who are you”

This is great he must have been so unnerved

you-are-really-perfect:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I walked into the kitchen at what seemed like 10 in the morning and six people I didn’t recognise were there and I was like, wtf, why are there sTrAnGeRs iN mY hOuSe, and they just turned and were basically like, oh crap, and five of them dashed out the back door and one girl just walked up to me and said apologetically, “Sorry about this,” and just outright slapped me and I woke up.

thats not a dream these people were astral traveling in your house

d-structive:

weirdowithahairdryer:

lukeiamyourvader:

hhoguera:

leviprime:

milky-way-real-estate:

stuff-n-n0nsense:

purple-dawn:

that looks old. today it would be

The end of the world is so sad Alexa play Despacito

I hate this website so much 😂😂

You have to understand the last 12 years of internet culture to get this meme

Reblogging just for the yeeteor…

(Source: memesandlaughs.com)

anistarrose:

Alex Hirsch conducting the most vital of research

spockemon:

- With you, did he do that thing where he’d explain something at like, 90 miles an hour, and you’d go “What?”, and he’d look at you like you’ve just dribbled on your shirt?

ekjohnston:

lesbianvenom:

lesbianvenom:

there’s something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out
Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his “dark hair” and “mean stature” and “tragic losses so young in life”
Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth
Harry has a piece of Voldemort’s soul in him
that’s why Trelawney made that assumption

I pointed this out in my Harry Potter class today and everyone started yelling and about five people told me to go to hell

My favourite thing about Trelawney is that she is almost always right, but in, like, the worst possible way.

hollyblueagate:

hollyblueagate:

fosters home for imaginary friends was an awful dystopia and no one talks about it at all

just a few things established in the fosters universe

• imaginary friends are sentient people and everyone can see them
• 8 years old is considered too old to have an imaginary friend
• a large amount of imaginary friends get thrown out on the street legally. At several points they talk about how they had nowhere to go and just wandered around. In Good Wilt Hunting you see a neighborhood full of imaginary friends that live on the street
• this is such an issue there’s shelter(s). there’s absolutely political debates about this.
• imaginary friends have rights, but not the same rights as humans (they can hold jobs and need passports and such but they can be confiscated/held as property and apparently killed without any legal issues) 
• babies imagine abstract, swarming friends, kids imagine normal friends, anyone older tends towards violent monsters that have to be locked up to keep them from attacking people
• at one point, someone imagines a friend and eats it because they’re hungry
• 
  

• this is all just treated as facts of life

eleathyra:

dragonspiritblog:

Art by  Kirwick

Berry dragon! ♥

nekonomikitty:

snakeybones:

bax16:

srsfunny:

Functional Demon Helmet

@snakeybones

(Source: srsfunny)

languagesahoy:

I’ve always found this cool Venn diagram of shared and unshared letters of the Latin, Greek, and Cyrillic writing systems cool. 

we-are-knight:

wearemage:

feyariel:

probablyfunrpgideas:

kavatprime:

Two universal constants of high fantasy living:

• If something falls into ruin a necromancer will move in 100% of the time
• There is a critical mass of gold that will summon a dragon. If you keep accurate records and stay below it you’ll be fine

I’m sorry, sir, if you don’t renovate your summer keep and live in it at least one month out of the year, we’ll have to charge you with Negligent Dungeonization of Property. The old cellar laboratory might have belonged to your uncle, but if you aren’t going to use it, something will.

The players are a squad of government investigators, trying to prevent monsters from claiming new habitat. It’s mainly negotiation but sometimes people have an interest in attracting dangerous entities for their own purposes.

(Begins concocting AU for all of the lawful Collective peeps.)

Alarin would make a great tax collector.

“Sir, you can either pay  1000 gold coins NOW or 100 000 later, when the dragon destroys half of the City to get to your vault.”

Just don’t keep your wealth in one place, dorks. :P

therealjoycesepticeye:

comradewodka:

I feel like someone in japan in the 1980s perfectly predicted the kind of thing tumblr would love in 2018

Visual representation of feeling yourself

(Source: rhumbarat)

delithot:

me n the boys 

(Source: crunchwrapofnotredame)

eggcup:

You STOP that. STOP IT. Stop making those rings at me.